Mark Twain: Words of Wisdom to Live By
1. If you’re going to talk about yourself all day every day, you’d better make clear why people should care
2. Don’t rob the dickens out of people, morally or financially. You could end up in someone’s autobiography, and they could say really not nice things about you!
3. Don’t proclaim your expertise. A real expert may hear you.
4. Cherish the people you care about while you can. Once they’re gone, all you can do is remember them.
5. Don’t make promises you can’t keep.
6. Don’t try to pretend you go “way back” with someone when you don’t. Twain often talks about people who would come up to him and say, “Oh, I went to school with you.” He would say (to himself, of course), “Uh, no you didn’t.” It just made the person look foolish in his eyes.
7. Be honest about your intentions.
8. Don’t be too trusting of people, especially if they want something.
9. Don’t assume that anyone but you has your best interest at heart (and make sure you really do have your best interests front and center. Otherwise you can really get taken for a ride).
10. If you challenge someone to a duel of any kind, be fully prepared to get shot
(in other words, if you can’t take it don’t dish it).
From the blog by Marjorie Clayman
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My Kinkier Side at Vampirefreaks.com
Be gentle, this is my 1st bulletin! :-) I figured I'm on here trying to catch up with messages, but since I didn't make it through all today, I'd send a note for now until I can come back & finish my replies. The following links will give you plenty to do in the meantime--to get a fix of my sick & twisted sense of humor or music & video tastes, or whatever your poison of choice, heh heh. Be back tomorrow... Gina [All links below will open in a new window] MY Hilarious Proof of Life video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olLmraC66zo Interested in Industrial & Cyberpunk Music? Check out my Journal Article on here at: http://vampirefreaks.com/journal/awolgina If you're bored or a music lover who wants to just press play to watch & listen, I have over 1000+ music, comedy & other videos at VF for your pleasure (and mine!) at: http://uploads.vampirefreaks.com/video/user.php?u=awolgina I've also updated my profile with fav videos embedded, new tattoo pics added, a few new bands in my band list, and added new stuff to my playlist for you to borrow to your own or just play in the background while browsing around. I have it set to OFF, so you have to click play to listen (I hate the auto play function). http://vampirefreaks.com/u/awolgina?r=4749790   AWOLGina Fav TB Quote: Bill: Since when has any fanatic been held back by the improbability of their righteous mission?  |
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Funny as Hell? Sexy as Hell?
I'm often using phrases, as do we all, that I don't stop & think, "what is it I am saying?" For example, I often use the phrases "sexy as hell" and "funny as hell". Obviously if taken literally, nothing is LESS sexy or funny than HELL. So how did these idioms get into common usage?
After spending hours researching the origins of these phrases, the most I could come up with was a reference to gallows humor. What really seems odd is that as large as the internet is, there's not ONE web site that lists this phrase with its actual origins! Isn't this supposed to be the digital age of finding any answer online within seconds? Apparently not when it comes to the English language. I feel for the English as Second Language folks trying to understand half of what we say when we use cliches, idioms & phrases without thought for their meanings or origins.
The phrase "funny as hell", when hell is often considered a serious term, comes from what is commonly called gallows humor. While many consider hell to be a serious subject, the phrase "gallows humor" refers to police, firemen & other such personnel using humor in morbid situations, such as morgue workers & police around dead bodies for example, to release some of the tensions of their job, to keep from becoming burnt out, depressed or crazy over what they must see & deal with on a daily basis.
The closest I could get to a real definition, which as you can see isn't very close to "funny as hell" at all, was this:
gallows humor: Definition from
n. Humorous treatment of a grave or dire situation: "conveying with gallows humor the utter insanity of the nuclear-arms race" (New York).
www.answers.com/topic/gallows-humor
Interestingly, in a somewhat related thread of thought, the phrase "going to hell in a hand basket" is traced back to the actual gallows when decapitation via guillotine was common, with movies often showing the heads falling into a basket. Wallah, going to hell in a hand basket. [You try finding anything more definitive!].
I probably won't be using these phrases again now that I've found myself noticing how often I've used them and questioning their meaning. Often the things I've described as "funny as hell" or "sexy as hell" are in no way related to the gallows humor of the idiom's foundation. For those interested in words & language--a dictionary geek like me (I used to read the dictionary & reference books for FUN) perhaps?--I will include the actual definitions of hell from the most used dictionary (and the one I own, go to & READ most often), pasted in below. Now, isn't this just as interesting as hell?
Gina Jordan AKA awolgina
11-19-2011
Merriam Webster defines Hell as:
Definition of HELL
1
2
a : a place or state of misery, torment, or wickedness <war is hell — W. T. Sherman>b : a place or state of turmoil or destruction <all hell broke loose>c : a severe scolding; also : flak, grief <gave me hell for coming in late>d : unrestrained fun or sportiveness <the kids were full ofhell> —often used in the phrase for the hell of it especially to suggest action on impulse or without a serious motive<decided to go for the hell of it>e : an extremely unpleasant and often inescapable situation<rush-hour hell>
3
archaic : a tailor's receptacle
4
—used as an interjection <hell, I don't know!> or as an intensive <hurts like hell> <funny as hell> ; often used in the phrase hell of a <it was one hell of a good fight> or hell out of <scared the hell out of him> or with the or in <moved way the hell up north> <what in hell is wrong, now?>
— from hell
: being the worst or most dreadful of its kind
— hell on
: very hard on or destructive to <the constant traveling ishell on your digestive system>
— hell or high water
: difficulties of whatever kind or size <will stand by her convictions come hell or high water>
— hell to pay
: dire consequences <if he's late there'll be hell to pay>
— what the hell
—used interjectionally to express a lack of concern about consequences or risks <it might cost him half his estate … but what the hell — N. W. Aldrich b1935>
See Examples of HELL
- Getting the loan approved was pure hell.
- He went through hell during his divorce.
- She had to go through hell to get where she is today.
- Living with the disease can be a hell on earth.
- The pain has made her life a living hell.
Origin of HELL
Middle English, from Old English; akin to Old English helan to conceal, Old High German helan, Latin celare, Greekkalyptein
First Known Use: before 12th century
Looking for more funny as hell? Here's a FB page I found via Google search. Enjoy!
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